Nobody Expects the Rust Evangelism Strike Force

At some point it became a meme to ask people to rewrite their code in Rust. To the Rust community though, this is a grave insult, as this is a task that is reserved for only our most committed members. Hence the Rust Evangelism Strike Force was formed, to help preach the good word and combat this wicked meme. To try and do my part (I’m not yet accepted into the Force, but I work hard on it!), I have created these scenarios to help the public better understand how the Force operates and what their mission is: